Apparently, a woman is so dumb that she squatted and moved furniture in the damn things without noticing that her legs were going numb. And she continued to wear the clothing of the devil until she had to go to the hospital to get the jeans CUT OFF HER BODY!
Now, my first source of hatred came when every department store in the universe decided only to carry skinny jeans. I can’t wear them. I exercise and don’t have 14-year-old boy legs, so there’s no way these thighs & ass were going to work in such a garment. Even “boyfriend” cut jeans (that used to be called so because they were a bit roomier) are now “skinny boyfriends”. What the hell does that even mean? So, I hate them because that’s all one can find these days.
I also hate them because they are ugly on everyone except the chicken-legged, which – let’s face it – most of us aren’t. I’m not fat shaming – far from. But, curves do not need to be put on display when said curves look like they’re in sausage casings. Thus, point 2 on jeans hatred is: modesty is a good thing.
Finally, skinny jeans will make you stupider. I have proof, as referenced by the CNN article linked above. I simply refuse to believe that the woman was THAT stupid before she squeezed herself into the idiot fashion of the day.