If a child asked me what my job is like, I guess I'd say: "Well, you see, I have my own little workspace that is sort of like a boring fort. I decorate it mostly with contact numbers, recent reports, and my What Would G'Mork Do? poster. I drink a shit-ton of coffee to get me to lunch. I often use the internet when I shouldn't, and I very much look forward to Happy Hour. In between coffee and Happy Hour, I try to pretend I enjoy my job so that I don't get fired and lose my house." The child would then probably ask me why I do it if it's not much fun, to which I'd have to reply, "No fricken' clue, kid."